Most probable lies
3. I have a girlfriend in Norway/Schweden/Finland/Germany/Italy/etc.
2. I’ve been to your country 3 times. Berlin, beautiful city …
1. My taxi meter is broken.
Highest amount of drug dealers per square meter
3. Delhi (in front of every shopping mall)
2. Goa (any beach shack bar)
1. Bombay (every street corner; triple that on busy streets)
Highest annoyance factor
3. Jaipur (You can’t just remove the price tag after I’ve seen it already.)
2. Delhi (I don’t want to buy, sell, travel, drive anything or anywhere.)
1. Fatehpur Sikri (I DON’T WANT A TOUR.)
Coolest places
5. Rishikesh (enlightenment now)
4. Darjeeling (mountains, quietness, tea)
3. Goa (dope, beach, parties, dope, hippies, booze, dope, …)
2. Bombay (doesn’t fit into India like Shanghai doesn’t fit into China)
1. Diu (like Goa before family, kids fun and all this crap started)
I WANT A TOUR!
WHY?